thezombeatles:

"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"

2

YOUR CHILD IS 2

9 months ago // 275,129 notes

thingswhatareawesome:

mother-fucking-avengers:

cherizo:

growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME

 

9 months ago // 310,292 notes

brobrokev:

my roommate just screamed “COSTCO” in his sleep

(Source: hohokev)

9 months ago // 131,037 notes

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

9 months ago // 418,925 notes

spontaneously-uncreative:

ohtranquilize:

psychic—waves:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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Basically.

(Source: muji-milk)

9 months ago // 213,702 notes
what the fuck pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore  (via mydogsnokes)

9 months ago // 69,765 notes